Men marry women with the hope they will never change.
Women marry men with the hope they will change.
Invaribly they are both disappointed.
Albert Einstein
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill